Therefore, Iams

I think I have a lot of ideas in my head. I think I do.

While there's the old adage "I think therefore I am," perhaps it is more aptly put, "I think, therefore at least I am not "am not."

Since when has just thinking made you anyone, anyway?

There's nothing interesting on this end.

I don't know why you keep checking.

...Or did you think it was like the light that goes off (or does it?) when you shut the refrigerator door?